The mystery package.
I picked it up. It weighed next to nothing! *shake shake* Hmm…nothing rattled inside either.
Hang on, this box looks a little peculiar. The attached label doesn’t look like one typically used by a vendor. It simply has my name, work address and the word “Untitled” on it. It must’ve been sent by inter-office mail.
What kind of box is this anyway? Someone sent me a light bulb?
LOL! It’s a small generic packet of “brown sauce” stuck fast to the bottom of an otherwise empty box!!
The mind races! Who in all of cubicledom would’ve sent me this? Is it someone whom I work closely with? Perhaps it was sent by a lurker to whom I have no prior acquaintance!? But then again, how did he/she find out about the site? Is that what’s discussed in the cafeteria? (I wouldn’t know…I rarely hang out there long enough to find out). 
Thank you to whomever sent me the wee packet of “brown sauce”. It’s halarious!
